I gave in again and bought another calendar. This one has a daily question, would you rather? and lists two (mostly) ridiculous scenarios/ options for you to pick the lesser of two evils. I thought I would amuse you with the first few questions of January...only because I find it funny and I'm out of good content for posts...
Would you rather...?
Cry hot tar OR sneeze with the force of a double barrel shotgun?
Date a prop comedian OR a compulsive air guitarist?
Wear your hair in a mullet for a month for $1200 OR wear a members only jacket in public everyday for a year for $5500?
Be able to anti-levitate (sink slightly into the ground) OR to teleport, but only to an Arby's located in Beltsville, Maryland?
Sweat manischewitz wine OR cry crushed garlic?
That's it for now, please comment on your preferences, I'd like to know what you would choose!
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sneeze with the force of a double barrel shotgun
ReplyDeletea compulsive air guitarist
wear a members only jacket in public everyday for a year for $5500
Be able to anti-levitate (sink slightly into the ground)
Sweat manischewitz wine
we used to have the game imagine if... and it was sorta the same kind of questions and you had to like guess what other people would choose and stuff :P fun!